George Clooney
Our poster boy
Jack Nicholson
What a hero. Now in his 70’s and still has more fun than most 20 year olds
Matt Dillon
Dates lots of beautiful women, including Cameron Diaz
Hugh Grant
Debatably SPURMO, but women love him
Hugh Hefner
The ultimate. Lives with three centrefolds whose combined age doesn't equal his.
Billy Idol
A nice day for a white wedding? Apparently not
Indiana Jones
Too busy saving Europe from the Nazis to be distracted by marriage
The Dalai Lama
Spiritual leader and seems a thoroughly nice chap
Sir Isaac Newton
Inventor of gravity
Vincent van Gogh
Taught us all an important lesson: never shave your sideburns with a straight razor after half a bottle of absinthe
Sir Francis Drake
If it weren't for this SPURMO, the queen of England would be called Juan Carlos
Voltaire
Taught us to stop and smell the roses
Ludwig von Beethoven
Didn't let a little thing like deafness get in the way of becoming possibly the greatest composer of all time. An inspiration to us all
Arthur Schopenhauer
Suggested that noumenal reality was singular because multiplicity was part of phenomenal experience. What a guy
Asterix the Gaul
Whispers of an intimate relationship with Obelix are utterly unfounded
Jesus
Over 30 and unmarried. Died for your sins. Truly embracing the SPURMO ethos
Hitler
Got married, but committed suicide the next day